Copywriters and Content Writer's Appeal to the Government of India.

We play a very significant role in the wellbeing of the nation. We keep the wheels of the economy rolling, creating demand for useless products and substandard services, helping conmen and scamsters create new businesses and jobs to swindle the nationalized banks. We appeal that ALL our valid demands should be met with and agreed upon immediately or else we will lay down our pens and keep our fingers away from the keyboards leading to all economic activity in the country coming to a standstill. The nation will die of hunger for words.

Charter of demands:

* We will sell our content only to Government sites at fixed rates.

* Free unlimited internet and electricity.

* Discounts on pizza, burger and cola orders.

* Cockroach, bedbugs sprays Baygon and Hit at subsidised rates.

* Subsidy on new computer/laptop purchases.

* Substantial discount on bar and watering hole tabs.

* Liquor at ration card rates.

* Waiver of home loans, vehicle loans with immediate effect.

* Pension for our housekeeper, sweeper.

+ Any other demand we can think of when we are sober.

No, we will not revert from our positions and will not allow setting up of any committee to discuss this matter.

Meet our demands with immediate effect or else we will rise our flag in protest from our balconies full of our hanging underwear.

Be warned. We will block all the internet highways with our posts.